Wanna see Metallica for five bucks?
In probably the biggest news since Andy “Chops” Wynarsky cleared 12 propane tanks on his BMX at a pit party in Mission last week, Metallica has added a third Vancouver show, on Monday (August 27)—and tix are only five bucks.
There’s a small catch. The band wants to complete filming on its 3D concert film, so while you’ll be getting the full set, you’ll also be expected to watch, fight, make-out, wedgie one another, or otherwise occupy yourselves while cameras and lights are “repositioned as the director sees fit.”
For special fan club pre-sale this afternoon, you are instructed to visit Metallica’s webpage. For the rest of you dirty skids, tickets go on sale with Ticketmaster tomorrow, at 9:00 AM—details here.
The Bay Area rockers add that all proceeds go to the Greater Vancouver Food Bank, bless their little pointy heads.
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