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Where in Vancouver is the best place to spot a PBR-swilling, 20-something goddamn hipster?
Attention: Vancouver. Where have you seen this man?
(Not pictured: half-drunk can of PBR.)
(Not pictured: half-drunk can of PBR.)
Vancouver: No Fun City, right? You know who makes it that way? It's not the inept politicians who say one thing and do another or those Critical Massholes clogging up our streets. Nope, blame hipsters. They are an infestation worse than bedbugs could ever be. And, while we've never had to fumigate our houses against a plague of tight pants and beardos, our fair city has become overrun by PBR-swilling 20-somethings who can't be arsed to dance at shows.
In this year's Best of Vancouver survey, we asked you—the discerning, intelligent, obviously awesome public that we know you are (and thank you for filling out all 250 of those questions, by the way; we're still tallying your answers)—where in Vancouver is the best place to spot hipsters.
The results come out on September 23. Until then, tell us why you picked the spots you did.
Follow the hipster-hating Miranda Nelson on Twitter @charenton_.
Or hanging around GS newspaper boxes.
I wish I could explain why I mentioned where I did, but if I tell you then the ones reading this board will know where they can find more of their kind. Must prevent! So alas... I'm not telling.
At least he didn't compare you to Juggalos.
look hipster, if you want rights that means you believe in something (not ironic) and therefore are no longer a hipster.
you can't have it both ways
Your appeal for justice on the basis of these 'dehumanizing' remarks illustrates precisely the reason that hipsters are like bed bugs that need to be exterminated.
What is it that intelligent people despise so much about you?
Its the fact that you make appeals to justice as though you were canvasing for amnesty international in front of some bourgeois cafe on10th and Main, while at the same time you're entire existence is based on the consumption of products that are produced by people who could never afford the kind of lifestyle you have.
WTF? You're obviously one of those poseur hipsters whose favourite movies are 500 days of Summer, Adventureland, Juno, Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist, and Garden State. If you were a real hipster you would laugh and take a picture of yourself posing in front of this article with puppy dog eyes and a funny caption.
You're the reason people hate hipsters.
On the flip, so is "douchebag."
You mean you don't KNOW??? Well, it's really obscure, and you won't have heard of it.
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