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Irish Man At Value Village

We met at the Value Village on Hastings and Victoria, April 29th and discovered our mutual passion for Cowichan sweaters. You are from Ireland and we talked of how much I want to go there. At the cashier, I told you I would think of you when I was there and you said, "Think of me now..." I was flustered and didn't catch on! I hope you see this, I would love to continue our conversation and get to know you better. When: Tuesday, April 29, 2008. Where: Value Village. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900064

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BLONDE AT ELEVATOR PACIFIC CENTER

Incredibly gorgeous tall blonde!!! I was standing beside you waiting for the elevator at the pacific center parking lot. It seemed to take forever. You were with another woman ( your mom? ) and you looked at me several times. You then whispered something into the other woman's ear then again smiled at me and thanked me for holding the door open and into the mall you dissapeared. Really made my day! Hear from you? HAZY1TWO@YAHOO.CA When: Saturday, April 26, 2008. Where: PACIFIC CENTER PARKING LOT. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900063

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Tlish the Dish

Just looking for a good show and saw your lovely face. Just happens that "extra special" eggs happen to be my specialty.. (Don't know about all that Rap though!) When: Monday, April 28, 2008. Where: The Straight. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900062

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Angel @ Donald's Market

In line behind you at checkout on Sun. April 27th on Commercial dr. You, long med. brown hair,beautiful face with black puma runners and jeans. Me short brown hair and black jacket. Should of said hi then but seemed inappropriate.This feeling that I can't get you out of my head is even more inappropriate. How's about another look. When: Sunday, April 27, 2008. Where: Donald's Market on Commercial. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900061

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Havana's patio, Saturday night

you are a man, with brown hair & a 5 o'clock shadow...plaid type collared shirt? you really stood out & i didn't want to take my eyes off you! you were sitting with a group at the north end of the patio, but i didn't feel it was appropriate to approach you. i was with a group of 4 on the same side. i have short brown hair & was wearing a gray hoodie. we made eye contact while your group was standing at the entrance getting ready to leave. maybe you could un-miss that chance? When: Saturday, April 26, 2008. Where: havana gallery & restaurant, commercial drive. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900060

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Red Vintage Leather Boots

Friday nite outside 1181 Davie. You were wearing these amazing red boots and I Love Venice t-shirt. Me the guy wearing bright orange shirt and big glasses. We chatted briefly outside 1181 while smoking and then again inside. You were headed to Celebs later with your friends and I mentioned that I hoped to see you there. My friends ended up not wanting to go and so I didn't get a chance to ask for your number. I loved the twinkle in your eyes. Would love to get together for drinks sometime soon. When: Friday, April 25, 2008. Where: 1181 Davie. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900059

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SCAMPY AT BUDGIES BURRITOS

you get burritoed all the time. at home in the sexual sense and at the shop in the literal sense. it's always vegan at home, and mostly vegan in the restaurant. let's keep it up for a long time (double meaning as well.) i love you and want to keep filling you up. stay rad. love- me When: Friday, April 25, 2008. Where: Budgies. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900058

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ASHLEY P:

I miss your magnanimous company with my beer & pastachios. Let's leave Jupiter & go to another planet for razberry-peach pie & hot java. Sincerly, Johnny Depp. biggerjorge@hotmail.com

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Dynamic Duo

If you were Jack, I'd want to be Jill (sans Hill, but more like in Shakespeare: Jack shall have Jill; Nought shall go ill -MSND). If you were Peanut Butter, I'd be Jam (we'd make a Wicked awesome Sandwich). If you were Grandpa from Grumpier Old Men, I'd be Mama Ragetti (I've been lots of times to Komon Aiwannaleia) If you were the Walrus, I'd be the Carpenter (sans cannibalistic tendencies). If you were Frankenstein, I'd still be your Bride (my hair does that naturally when ur not looking). If you were Peter Pan, I guess I'd be Wendy (I hate night dresses). If you were the Awesome Possum, I'd be the Elephant of Surprise (they wouldn't stand a chance against us). And as long as you like Honeydew Melon and don't mind da Parm, I'll be the Yin to your Wang and we'll jet off to da Moon to tear Dance floors up with superior Dental Hygiene.

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Erin Loves Tom!

I love that you like the red fish! But I love you the mostest-est-est-est to the power on infinity-est! You are so damn cute, hot, sexy, smart, funny, and just everything wonderful! I love you more than anything! Vegas baby Vegas!!!!!

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Ewww Wild Game P.U

Sniff,sniff... I thought I smelt a moose. You know this is all because I told the walrus that I preferred the scampy over the moose any day and I still do. Being in limbo, I guess the moose thought she might loose her "place" of we we're to become a good set of friends.... Dumb moose... so cliche... All is well if you do one thing. Bring me the second toe of the moose. I have a nephew that lost a finger and could use a new one. He's a good piano player you know. And bring me the walrus tusk too... Thanks. ;) xo this is all proverbial of course.

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Free Tibet Protest March 22

We were at the Chinese Consulate. You had braided short blonde ponytails attached to the back of your head and a white or cream scarf with words on it, I think, maybe Sanskrit or Tibetan. I had a grey & black rain jacket and dark-rimmed glasses. We shared some big smiles when I was behind the group and talking to the crowd control person in the middle of Granville. I looked for you at the next protest, to no avail. I keep thinking of your smile. I'd love to know more. Can I buy you a glass of wine? Chai?

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Free Tibet Protest March 22

We were at the Chinese Consulate. You had braided short blonde ponytails attached to the back of your head and a white or cream scarf with words on it, I think, maybe Sanskrit or Tibetan. I had a grey & black rain jacket and dark-rimmed glasses. We shared some big smiles when I was behind the group and talking to the crowd control person in the middle of Granville. I looked for you at the next protest, to no avail. I keep thinking of your smile. I'd love to know more. Can I buy you a glass of wine? Chai?
activismiles@gmail.com

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From L

Never wonder what I'll feel as living shuffles by. You don't have to ask me and I need not reply. Every moment of my life from now until I die I will think or dream of you and fail to understand. How a perfect love can be confounded out of hand. Is it written in the stars?

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Lost Hat

If you found my hat (brown Dex hat) at the Fringe or somewhere around Broadway and Trutch, please let me know. It has sentimental value and Im hoping to get it back. Ps. To the hot guy I met at the Fringe (6'4". Blue Eyes. Blond-ish hair), thanks for cheering me up. My night would have been much worse if it wasn't for you. xoxo. lost.hat@hotmail.com

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Re: Dimension

Hi RL, I want those words to be for me. I like to ride bikes too! Will create time for this when you give the word that things are cool between you and I. C

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Red Bike Guy

I want to meet you!!!!! Today is April 23. At around 4pm today. You: Asian, brown hat, plaid jacket, jeans, white shoes (no socks?) riding a red bike on Commercial drive. Please reply.

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Seeking Charlene

We knew each other in the mid-nineties when you were a care nurse for a friend of mine, Jeff, and I was a student at SFU, taking criminology. I saw you in a lecture hall once, and you invited me to your birthday party one time in class, and I count it as one of the biggest mistakes of my life not taking you up on it. The birthday was going to be at Malone's in Kits. You were at UBC doing some kind of sports medicine or nursing degree. If you happen to read this, give me a shout at cgb@alumni.sfu.ca, and if anyone recognizes Charlene from this description, please let her know for me. After all this time, Craig.

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Shoppers On W. 4th

1:30pm 05/01/08... Plaid Pattern sweatshirt? I was wearing a white zip up. You where wearing a plaid sweatshirt. You had blond hair with black underneath. I first saw you in line for the post office than a few more times in the store until the last time passing you as you left. All I could do was work up the courage for a smile. This is a shot in the dark but if this was you. Please respond. plaidshopper@hotmail.com

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SWEETPEA

You: cute brunette on bike. Me: cute brunette on bike. Let's drink jolt-free beverages, explore the industrial decay of this city, and finish the day with vegan pie.

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The Baby Deer
And The Naked Boy

You were the too-perfect-for-this world animal this little naked boy only dreamed of, until one day he awoke in a meadow to your soft kisses. I followed you to the enchanted brook, watched you eat from the hidden blueberry patch, and then nap under the wisdom tree. I will never forget your eyes.

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The Party Bazaar Hottay!

Me: tall, green jacket, browsing in the b-day section. You: SUPAA GORGEOUS employee in the black shirt, busy helping customers. We made eye contact, you smiled @ me... did we have a moment? I want to see you again. You make me feel special. Coffee? steeped tea?? No-whip caramel macciatos????

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