Let's Get Glittery!!!
You -> Gold Lame and sequins Me> Jean cut offs and grey sweatshirt. You are my soul mate. Let's sparkle together!
Those are the “tricks that exist” to help guys like you, and it sounds like you’ve mastered them.


3 years ago I was sexually harassed by my now former Psychiatrist. I haven't told anyone about the inappropriate comments he made towards me, A) because I was too traumatized by the experience, and b) because it would be my word against his. I don't think I'll ever tell anyone. Who would believe me?
Rating: +3
House cats are OK maybe but look up TOXOPLASMA. But the ones that run outside and kill birds should be run over if possible. Crazy cat lady???? Toxoplasma: A number of studies have suggested subtle behavioral or personality changes may occur in infected humans, and infection with the parasite has recently been associated with a number of neurological disorders, particularly schizophrenia.]
Rating: -20
I am tired of being single and going out with woman after woman yet no success. Tired of married people giving me stupid advice. I hate when they say "You'll meet someone when you least expect it". Or "You need to get out there". You know what I have been out there and its not a good dating scene in the Lower Mainland. Its full of constant rejection and woman with impossible standards. Tired of family thinking there's something wrong with you. Really my fault that a girl I dated for 3 years decided to cheat on me and get pregnant. Its a lot harder dating in your 30's than in your 20's because your too old for the club scene and all your friends are married with kids so now you got know one to hang out with. Its hard going on vacations now too. I used to go with a girlfriend or friends and now what I am supposed to go by myself. I am just tired.
Rating: +37
You work for a boss who thinks the sun shines out of your rear end and that you can walk on water.. and then he/she gets promoted and the new one thinks you're an amoeba? If you get a new boss like that, do everything you can to sabotage the jerk without getting caught or putting your company in peril. You have to be sneaky and patient but it's a good feeling when they finally get yanked and put back where they belong.
Rating: -3
The cost of living is high in Vancouver, but especially so for single people. Sometimes I peruse Craigslist for hours on end looking for a modest one bedroom apartment in the West End that I know I will only be able to afford if I have a partner to split the rent with. Being single is fun, but I dream of the day that I will not only feel love in my heart, but in my wallet as well. Am I the only one who thinks this way sometimes?
Rating: +54
It's a gift. You can simply delete it. Nobody is forcing you to download it. Your privacy has not been invaded. Your have willingly signed up to use I-Tunes. They gave you free music. It's not on your phone. It's in your I-Tunes account. If you don't want it, don't download it. Just delete. Simple. If your bank sent you some free movie passes as a promotional gimmick would you freak out about that as well? "WTF...they send a gift to me AT MY HOME! I didn't ask for this. That's an invasion of privacy!!". What a load of crap. Shut up already. I'm starting to think the internet and it's ability to allow any moron to rant is a curse....myself included.
Rating: +38
I've never had so much fun as when I'm doing something wicked I'm not supposed to.
Rating: +19
I have never been more happy then I am right now. Everything seems to be going my way. :-)
Rating: +45