posted Friday, December 19, 2014 at 4:32pm
When I was in my early 20s, I worked with a bunch of people my age shop at the mall that often dealt with security, so we got to know the security guards really well. There was one in particular that I thought was really nice, but I had just broken up with my boyfriend, so I didn't want to start anything or try to pursue him. But I overheard my coworker, who was always competing with me for sales, say that this particular security guard was totally her type, and she was going to make a move on him. Well, that night near closing, I upped my flirt game (this was before sexting so I actually had to flirt with him in person) and continued on until he finally asked me out. She was pretty pissed.