A Royal Pain posted December 11th, 2012 at 4:23 PM I just don't give a rat's ass about the royal baby.......waaaaaaa !!! Show 3 Comments post a comment 3 Comments Post a Comment whocares? Dec 11, 2012 at 6:09pm Right on!!!! Who cares? what royal baby... Dec 12, 2012 at 11:38am I must *really* not give a shit 'cause I didn't know there was one on the way until I saw this post. Well now I know and still don't give a shit. Paul Dec 24, 2012 at 3:18am Ok people, here's the facts. It's twins, not one baby. Under the arcane rules of British Royal bloodline descent, when the twins reach the age of 16, they will be forced into a trial by combat with each other. It has to be a fight to the death to determine who will become the next King, Queen, or Transgendered Fearless Leader (TFL) of the glorious British Empire. It's exactly like the Klingon Empire, only different. It pays to stay informed. All this has been clearly outlined both by Harry Potter and Shakespeare, you poor clueless colonial buffoons. Sheesh! Join the Discussion Your name Comment * gs email To prevent automated spam submissions leave this field empty.