Earls on Broadway tonight
You got up to leave the table, gorgeous blonde with 3 others, you had black rimmed glasses. As you walked away we locked eyes and you smiled...I was wearing a blue plaid shirt...
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Too funny. Been divorced 4 years. Call the ex regularly cuz we are friends and he rocks, always loved him to bits. So, he is having uber sex and such.. wowsers. love y'all..... as the saying goes: (its 1:30am so no english majors need apply) dont wish for you ask for, cuz you may get it.
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da guy above
yeah, 1:30 am writing a not-so-witty blurb.. had to sneeze and went to the bathroom sink to prevent a mess... well the sneezing reaction i then slammed my head on the faucet. another warning - let it go
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Please repeat three times
Must not post when i am drunk.
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You aren't very good at life.
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Excuse me ?
What ? Not funny.
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