Hey Mr.Postman!
I was biking home from work, battling the monday blues by proudly wearing my multicoloured scarf and my bright green raincoat. You were in your uniform, emptying the mailbox right...
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I've fucked furniture since I was in my mid-teens. No one knows that I do this. Over 20 years later it's still a habit. Chairs, tables, couches, ottomans- you name it, nothings off limits. I know it's incredibly strange but there's got to be others out there that do this.
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Not me
Yes,apparently there is. I saw a clip of Gary Busey ( by accident ) talk about how he makes love to an inner tube. It was some sort of instructional video.
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guy
I've thought about but haven't found the right piece of furniture. I'm a bit more picky about furniture. I won't settle for anything but the right shape texture and size. recommend any place to get the most fuckable ones?
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gaylorrd
the first time i found out about masturbating was when i climbed this pole at 9 yrs old. i rubbed my wee wee against the pole as i climbed it and after i got up to a certain point i'd feel this incredible feeling.. a few yrs later i discovered that white stuff starting coming out and i didnt realize what it was.. i started doing this with tables and chairs, until i found a more efficient way with my hand
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I want to be your armrest!
i KNOW there are others out there who do the same thing! It's just your particular kink, and I for one think it's fucking sexy! I think there's probably a few dimensions to this habit ie- masturbating with furniture is a bit naughty/dirty/taboo... And super hot! Would love to catch you in the act!!!
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dru
what?
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don't use used
Because you don;t know where that furnitures been or who's (or what's) been in it, if you know what I mean,
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all for love
it's not so strange, pal. Probably you could be a great designer!
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not sure...
...but i'm assuming the OP is a woman? I'm a guy and it's hard to imagine how i might enjoy masterbating with furniture! But having seen a number of clips of women rubbing and dry humping couches and chairs... anyway, it's hot!
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Naive Loser With Bad Spelling
I'm disgusted that you can't commit to one piece of furniture. That's the problem with men in Vancouver. That's why I'm so happy I am single
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OP
@not sure - I'm a man, not a woman. I assure you, it's not difficult to enjoy masturbating using furniture. This is 20+ years of experience talking. I can also masturbate the typical way but it's not nearly as satisfying. I suppose that's partially because of the habitual pattern and that's difficult to break. Of course, neither beat having actual sex but ......
@guy- If you're serious, try leather. It's smooth, not very abrasive, so your dick slides easily.
@don't.use.used- Only my own furniture. Never used, always clean!
@Iwanttobeyourarmrest- Sure! (if you're a woman that is). You're right- it's a great kink.
@dru- What the what?
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Listen up people...
Now there's a confession! That is how it's done
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not sure here again...
Really!!? Buddy, how the hell do you get off on/in furniture? That's like hearing some guy say he gets off fucking tractors. What's the appeal?? Something from your young childhood...? mum used to massage/clean you while you were lying naked on various pieces of furniture...? Any way, lucky you!!
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