posted Thursday, October 23, 2014 at 9:50pm
I almost got in a fight today with some stupid girl who impaled me with her umbrella like some jousting medieval knight. Lucky for her she ran off. It was really painful and unnecessary. If you must point your umbrella forward like a sword in order to open it, watch where you're going. Especially in high-transit areas with people getting off busses and whatnot. If you point your umbrella upwards it will still open, you know. Treat it like a gun; especially if the end is pointy! !