Landscaping hottie
i was just driving by and i almost crashed when i saw you. you had a mustard top on and just looked way to good to be doing wo-manual labour;) but i think thats cool you work hard...
It usually takes being dumped several dozen times before a guy like your boyfriend starts to do the hard work of unpacking and dismantling his assholery.

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I have so many projects going, and so many more waiting on the back burner. With so many things to learn and discover, and so many skills to perfect, how can one lifetime be enough? I wish there were more hours in a day, more days in a year, and more years in a human life. I'll need at least 400 just to finish what I've already started. I confess - I've taken on too much, and I can't give any of it up.
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Rating: +8
This one's straight from the heart (and other organs that use blood): I can't keep it up in the shower. I have no problems on land, but you can't just throw Michael Jordan into a swimming pool and expect him to be Michael Phelps! Here's the thing: the rest of my body enjoys a nice hot shower but Russel the Love Muscle doesn't appreciate being waterboarded when in an erotic state. So to my future lover, I need to apologize in advance: the shower will have to remain a foreplay wonderland. All of my attention will have to be what other assets I can use to worship your body among the dance of steam and water. If you find me exceptionally needy or selfish, tell me to join you in the shower. I'd like a reminder every now and again. Happy Easter folks.
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Rating: +4
I've been on the internet for an hour now. Been to all my favorite sites. I can't take the comments any more. So depressing. It's like a free mean for all. I have to get off.
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Rating: +5
Remember all those mad scientists laughing in the movies? Doctor.... Doctor of what??? What University would admit to giving them their Degree???
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Rating: +1
If you are a reasonably attractive woman with average intelligence you should be able to snag a man easily. Otherwise you are being too picky. It shouldn't matter how much money he has as long as he has a job that pays the bills. He doesn't have to look like a movie star as long as he's a good person. Listen up women of Vancouver you are single because you are too picky and not willing to give love a real chance.
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Rating: -6
Once upon a lifetime ago, I found myself in an entourage en route to Burning Man. Being open-minded, I was quite excited to see all the art. Not an experience I regret. Anyway, I met a fellow there; I was single at the time. (I'm a hetero woman) We connected intellectually, but not in any other way. He seemed upbeat and fun-a real Californian dude. As the week there transpired, he explained he was one of the leaders of the 'Red Pill Men's Movement'. I had no idea what that was so I listened intently as he explained it is about men's empowerment. At first, it appeared as upbeat, fun and fair as the guy. As time went, I kept in touch with this seemingly interesting fellow. He slowly became verbally gamey, hostile and very dominating, with vestiges of what appeared to be addicted behaviours: inability to stick to plans, strange and sudden mood changes, constant obnoxious tales of women he used to date and how awful they were. As I looked into this 'movement' a little more, I discovered 'Red Pill' is a 'movement' all right: 'treating women like children'. This experience taught me that all types are out there. We need to remain discerning while being open-minded. I had to end my connection with this man as he just got stranger and stranger and then downright unfun. I let him know I was over it. Never heard from him again. Phew. I hope our Canadian men are bigger than this. While there are clearly multiple issues arising from the 'feminist' struggle, I'd like to believe our menfolk know their own worth and honour their value in more progressive ways. In any case, I am grateful for Canadian men and their sense of humour.
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Rating: +12
When I need to go to my happy place, which happens more frequently now I'm a parent...I think of this combination: warm blue ocean of Hawaii, fresh sushi, Joan Armatrading, a cozy fire on the beach after a full day of playing, the best phatty egg roll I ever tasted after dancing for hours at a CalExpo Dead show, a perfect latte, dark chocolate almond bark...and you. You are part of every movement I make towards strength and joy. And you have been for years and years. Thank you for being such a dear inspiration. I often wonder if you know how important you have been. Hope so. Hope you also have a happy place you go to.
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Rating: +8
My orgasims are almost always more intense when self induced without the help of my partner. Naughty Fantasy's are far more potent..touch far more sync! I will never admit this to him....
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