posted Monday, October 20, 2014 at 11:44pm
I must confess that I just DO NOT understand these characters on the show 'Walking Dead'. Why does it never occur to any of these tools to simply find a lake somewhere that has an island on it? They could build walls on the island so the dead fools can't see them and thus gather in hordes on the shore. A line of school buses parked bumper to bumper a few hundred yards inland of the shore would act as a great barrier/buffer. Also, their noise would not reach the shore. And if there should gather a crowd of repulsive, brain-dead automatons (similar to what the Canucks have to play hockey in front of these days) on the far shore, why, they could set up some kind of fire trap in advance and simply set it on fire when needed, to dispose of the accumulated Canucks fans....er, I mean zombies. The array of parked buses would shield the blazing inferno from the view of other inland Saturday night Granville Strip nightclub patrons......dang! .....I mean zombies, again.
But, in the end, I guess such a plot twist would make everyone safe (unlike West End residents on weekend evenings, thanks to immature, inconsiderate suburban children who cannot handle their alcohol). This in turn would make for extremely dull viewing, much like many Canucks games.
Thanks for listening, that was my confession. I tried to confess this in church, but the priest happened to be a Canucks fan. He tossed me out on the street, where I was set upon by a gaggle of biters just leaving Rogers Ce