"chemistry" on the greyhound bus..
We met on the greyhound from Kelowna to Vancouver around easter of 2008. We had great conversation and a lot in common, including our favorite band, The Doors. We corresponded...
First off, never use a toy in the butt and then go straight into vaginal play.


She howled down the garbage chute at her new apartment building....I'm not sure which is funnier; the reaction or the incongruity of a written complaint in my file for "Howling down the garbage chute" looks.
Rating: +4
Every time I listen to Hallelujah, I only hear Jeff Buckley. And I only see Ryan carrying Marissa down that empty street. And I can't help but almost cry.
Rating: -2
Why do the men in this city not know how to flirt? I was at the Starbucks and smiled and made small talk with this handsome man and instead of saying anything he started to look at his shoes. The polite thing would be to just smile back and make small talk. This has happened to all of my friends and is an epidemic in this city. We get either of the two extremes. Either the guys who look at their shoes or the men that are too aggressive. You know the type that get drunk on Granville and scream at women while they walk by. The men in this city need to learn how to flirt.
Rating: +5
Yesterday, I quit my job (on excellent terms), packed up my shit, and decided to move to Montreal. I leave in 3 days. I don't speak much French, and I don't know what I'll do for work. I'll take anything, but who knows who will hire me. Am I insane?
Rating: +27
I've been reading these confessions for a while now and been generally impressed with the strong and cool people out there posting and replying. Sure, I've certainly voted down a lot of trolling, but when someone has the courage to spill their heart out on here and 20 complete strangers offer meaningful words of support, that's what life's all about.
Rating: +26
Set: local cafe or restaraunt Staff: hello how can I help you today Me: hi do you have anything vegan Staff: uuuuhh the ------is gluter free Me: awesome. Not even close to what I asked for. Steak is gluten free. Alternate answer: Staff: I think the ---- is vegan Me :awesome. Will you lend me your butt so it can explode instead of mine when I eat dairy? Please verify instead of inferring.
Rating: -54
Bought a house in Surrey. I miss my West End apartment. I could cry.
Rating: +35
I had no idea how much a ticket to a hockey game was. You would have to pay me that much to go.
Rating: +44