Me and my shark
posted July 19th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
I get the best bj ever from a rubber toy open mouthed shark that I keep in my bathtub how will I ever find a partner to
Do what only that shark can do
posted July 19th, 2013 at 10:32 AM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were sitting by yourself & you ordered a few Curry Fish Balls and a few deep-fried Spring...
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Post a CommentZoon
Jul 19, 2013 at 11:03am
Why do you have a rubber shark in your bathroom does it belong to one of your kids? You sick fuck!
haha
Jul 19, 2013 at 11:43am
This is pretty much my favorite confession today.
Well
Jul 19, 2013 at 12:50pm
You could tell your partner about the shark. They'll probably find it sexy and enjoy working it for you.
moby
Jul 19, 2013 at 12:53pm
Just don't hurt yourself with the sharp teeth.
so you like
Jul 19, 2013 at 1:52pm
being bait?? ha ha ha
too funny, yet so twisted.
the joys and jaws of sex
Jul 19, 2013 at 2:22pm
Now that's a confession! You will know when she's the right one for you because she will love, understand, accept and support all your intimate unique details ...like your shark toy. Enjoy!
S. L.
Jul 19, 2013 at 3:17pm
Best. Confession. Ever!!
So...
Jul 19, 2013 at 4:02pm
...where might one purchase one of these sharks? You know...for my kid...
To do List
Jul 20, 2013 at 12:30am
round up all the kid bath toys and disinfect. LOL
Marian Gaborik
Jul 20, 2013 at 9:35am
Masturbating with a child's bath toy. To each their own I guess, but how thrilling could that be? Comparing this to a BJ from a partner, and it's a close contest. I'm really lost.
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