Too tall....6'6" sucks.

posted July 18th, 2013 at 12:24 PM

I don't fit in planes, trains, buses or cars. I can't buy clothes that fit nor can I do normal things like go to a movie or go to a concert without some asshole telling me to duck every minute. I would like to do all the things normal sized people do like date and have friends but most guys just want to fight me like I'm the next contestant on granville st mma night and women just simply ignore me like I'm not even here. I can pick up most men by their necks but I'm not a violent person so I don't go out much and being ignored all my life by the opposite sex has left me somewhat socially retarded. I fill that role of lame men here fairly well because I can't get past the H in high without a look of fear on a persons face and cracking the woman code here is harder then finding the last digit in Pi. Looks like it's you and me netflix... Sigh. Under the troll bridge I go.

18 Comments

Love tall men

Jul 18, 2013 at 1:03pm

I would date you. I love tall men.

Height lover

Jul 18, 2013 at 1:10pm

6'6"??? Sigh, dreamy..

5'9"

Jul 18, 2013 at 2:02pm

Ooo, pick me! Pick me! Love, love tall guys! :)

Other extreme

Jul 18, 2013 at 2:20pm

I'm 4 ft 11 and I've been an adult for a few decades now. Do you have any idea how most people treat or talk to me (when one is below 5ft tall) I so often get assholes coming from behind me and barking at my head " excuse me!" thinking I'm a kid. At the movies, i always get people kicking the back of my seat, because they think it's a kid sitting in front of them and that "i won't mind the constant kicking in my back"

Try shopping for clothes and expect to get insulted: "why don't you shop the junior section if you don't like the petite selection (BTW who design those horrible petite fashion, meant for trolls?)

One advice to you though: us short girls tend to prefer tall dudes! I have only dated tall guys and now married to a 6ft tall guy...

Love Tall

Jul 18, 2013 at 2:46pm

You are a wanted commodity. Embrace it.
Dress like you own it.(cross the border for your clothes,-better clothes anyway there. Stores here focus on the geography which in Vancouver are short men) Trust me women will flock to you.

Friend I never met...

Jul 18, 2013 at 3:09pm

I am close to your height (six four) and agree with you about the planes, clothes, cars, movies etc. But saying that you can't date or have friends because of your height is going a little too far. So, I'm going to have to call you out on using it as an easy excuse to stay in your comfort zone. When is the last time you asked a woman out? There are plenty of wonderful tall women in this city who would love to date a man who they need to look up to. Or you can back to your netflix. Two doors, my friend. Two doors.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

Jul 18, 2013 at 3:26pm

6'5 seems to be my magic number. 6'6 is EVEN better. Somewhere out there is a short curvy fox waiting for you! GO FIND HER! ;)

I believe they refer to these as......

Jul 18, 2013 at 3:34pm

Rich people problems.

c'mon

Jul 18, 2013 at 3:57pm

If it makes you feel any better, I eat and eat and eat and just can't seem to put on any weight :( ALSO, my hair grows out sooooo quickly! Its awful... I have to get it cut like every two weeks because it just gets too long and poofy. It gets poofy because my hair is SOOO thick! thats a bummer too.