And what kind of job would that be you weirdo?

Carrying messages, obviously. All they do is sit around all day, draining people of their precious bread resources and pooping. Fucking shithawks, work for that bread, jerkwad pigeons!

a fukn idiot

Kick 'em, step on 'em, cook 'em for Gordon Ramsay's delight. Hate those stupid birds, whoop whooping in the rafters all night.

Isn't it obvious?, this is a joke, the person posting this is obviously kidding around, geesh, lighten up everyone.

Some people have no sense of humour. Others, like the OP, are hilarious.

you're the OP, right?

Pigeons freak me out. I have to cross the street when I see large groups of them.

@ @LOL,

Nope. The OP played it a bit safer than I would have. He came right out and told us, essentially, that he wasn't the sort of asshole that would actually kick birds. I'd have relied solely on the absurdity of the supposed rationale for the hate to provide the required hint that it wasn't a serious post.

Pigeons are a metaphor - The Cake is a Lie