posted Tuesday, January 21, 2014 at 10:25am
I love this time of year, the holidays are over, it's quiet out and all the women who didn't have a man approach them in the summer have CRACKED. I have noticed that women are now being forced into playing nice by their sexual desires because those desires did not get extinguished over the summer and it's on. I have been getting hit on left right and center and it's great, I just leave my house and the usual stream of sad grumpy looking women have now been replaced by the KRAKEN beast. Getting long hugs, hand shakes that are solid, eye contact like it was the latest trend and a few gropes here and there. I even had a drink bought for me. First one in five years kinda left me speechless and a tiny tear rolled out of my eye. I know this will fade in the spring but until then, release the KRAKEN.