They KRAKEN

I love this time of year, the holidays are over, it's quiet out and all the women who didn't have a man approach them in the summer have CRACKED. I have noticed that women are now being forced into playing nice by their sexual desires because those desires did not get extinguished over the summer and it's on. I have been getting hit on left right and center and it's great, I just leave my house and the usual stream of sad grumpy looking women have now been replaced by the KRAKEN beast. Getting long hugs, hand shakes that are solid, eye contact like it was the latest trend and a few gropes here and there. I even had a drink bought for me. First one in five years kinda left me speechless and a tiny tear rolled out of my eye. I know this will fade in the spring but until then, release the KRAKEN.

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get

Jan 21, 2014 at 3:42pm

a life.

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dill pickle

Jan 21, 2014 at 3:54pm

Screw off player, and keep your std's to yourself.

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north van chick

Jan 21, 2014 at 6:43pm

My bet is that you are full of shit, living with your Mom canbe hard dude, but keep dreamming big you'll get there.

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Ha!

Jan 21, 2014 at 8:49pm

MRA propaganda wriiten by a human turd.

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Strange

Jan 21, 2014 at 10:52pm

I really don't like this post and the OP sounds like a sexist pig in his post but the alarming thing us that his diatribe no matter how off putting really explains the behavior of a friend of mine....

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If only

Jan 22, 2014 at 7:52am

it were true.

But, good fictional writing!

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Look at the reactions

Jan 22, 2014 at 9:07am

He must have hit pretty close to the mark. It's okay women, don't be ashamed to be horny.

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This post is

Jan 22, 2014 at 9:45am

all ego with a whiff of misogyny.

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Truth hurts

Jan 22, 2014 at 11:18am

Really,??? Thumbs down and negative comments for pointing out women in Vancouver are now joining the rest of the world by playing the dating game. ??

Calling me names: all ego, misogyny, Human turd, pig. WOW

If a woman wrote this it would be "You go girl" "power to you" and all the men that put me down would be pumping her tires in hopes of a date. LAME.

ok Gloves are off, Single people in Vancouver are bitter fucking losers, How does that handle sit with you all. I finally got some interest, it was a deluge of it and I was and still am happy because that vibe is attracting some strong women.

Seems I pissed off a ton of little girls by calling out the truth and I ticked off a bunch of boys who aren't getting hit on. Vancouver stills hold the title for rude, boring, lame, loser type people who can't be happy for anybody.

28 people love life, 31 still rubbing it out at home, ALONE.

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How dare he

Jan 22, 2014 at 11:25am

The offensive part of the post is when he suggests women enjoy sex and if they don't find a partner for a while they start to really crave it. Disgusting. No woman I know would ever admit to this filth!

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