Watching "Shrek" again?

swans and wolves do not make lasting lovers

one) I looked up donkey on urban dictionary and it came up with a "girl with a big ass"

two) What princess spells 'too be' with '2b'. Dont mistake princess for hood rat

...the illiterate jackasses, where do you fit in the picture?

...I get it. Back in the T9 days it probably made a lot of sense to shorten you're to ur and to be to 2B but I don't see the point in the smart phone era. Especially when auto correct is turned on and you actually need to willfully use these short forms.

That said...ogres are more suited to princesses.

about camels and castaways?

you got to kiss a lot toads to find your handsome prince.So she leaned in puckered up her face all scrinchy like and planted a big ol kiss right smack on that ugly warty toads head and poof she turned into a frog..
oh man