It's just s little bitta poop, and its cleaner than your mouth soooooo ;)

Uhhh it's nasty, that's why i don't own a dog. I don't mind them, but exactly like you said and we all know humans and the public. I can guarantee most aren't cleaning things properly. And to the first person who commented, our mouths are full of bacteria so we can SURVIVE as a race, omg that has nothing to do with a little poop like you say. So gross, probably a chick saying that too who owns a dog. Totally differnt scenarios, sigh at the public.

Thanks for the laugh OP :)

Loved reading this. I've been going on about this for decades.

I think you are eaxctly right -

- dogs takes a shit
- dog walks away with the shitty asshole
- dog sits on your lap/couch/bed/car seat...
- dog shit ends up on your clothes/hands/on the kids
- someone gets really fkn ill

The other consideration is this -

There is, of course, a load of dog shit 'smear' left on the grass after a well intentioned owner picks up. If you could take a shitometer and scan the grass surface of a typical dog friendly park - well, guess what!? All those nice picnic blankets and towels and bare feet and children rolling through the grass are coated in feces bacteria that infests lawn.

I personally stay off grass as much as i reasonably can. I sure as hell wouldn't ever lie on any public lawn to eat, make out, play frizbee...

Dog owners and their homes are in fact fecal factories!

calls all dogs hairy turd sacks or hairy sacks of shit. We never had one. He works with people's eyes. I'm grateful as I'm so not a dog person. You are right!! Fucking gross!

and a shocker in all this is that some people let those same dirty dogs lick them. those dogs/animals that have licked their own 'parts' and then lick their owners faces, hands etc. and the owners want my kids to be licked by these filty beasts?!? that is my definition of disguising!!!
keep your creatures to yourself.

Dogs are vermin and people with dogs are idiots with diminished ability to interact with other people!

I hose down and wipe my dog's butt (I wear rubber gloves) after he does his business in the backyard. He gets the bidet treatment and I don't even have one in my bathroom. I also wash his paws before I let him back in the house.

thats great, but you're still living with a dog shit carpet for a backyard... go toss the ball around anyone?

I had no idea so many people thought the same way and to the poster on picnic baskets and nice towels, I never thought about that before. Thanks for the comments, I like talking about this more than talking about the lady who's dating a married man.