Loud talker
posted May 1st, 2014 at 2:44 PM
I live in north van, and across from my apartment there's a woman who has all her phone conversations loudly on her balcony. Even with my tv on I can hear her constant talking (all day) I'm glad she isn't a night owl. I might slip a note on her balcony just to let her know that the neighbourhood can hear her personal conversations all frickin day.
9 Comments
Post a CommentSchmidt
May 1, 2014 at 3:08pm
Don't waste your time, she obviously doesn't care about her neighbours
this ones easy
May 1, 2014 at 3:40pm
... so many ways to deal with the problem.
Snackster
May 1, 2014 at 4:05pm
She probably wants everyone to hear how exciting her life is. Rather a common phenomenon among low IQ people. I would either blast metal or rap music, turn a hose on her, or go out there and have noxious, profanity-riddled convos of your own in a mocking manner (preferably after dark). Also, some balcony-dwellers don't like marijuana smoke blown in their direction, for some reason.
@snackster
May 1, 2014 at 6:13pm
My thoughts exactly
@ snackster
May 1, 2014 at 6:22pm
You're the worst
annother idea
May 1, 2014 at 8:26pm
It's a form of exhibitionism. Be glad it doesn't involve nudity. Let her know anonymously.
NK
May 2, 2014 at 1:06am
A note is in order that just gently mentions that you have noticed her behaviour and that you want to make her aware of how it impacts her neighbours. Thank her in advance for being more mindful in the future. From someone who has had to confront terrible neighbours, take it from me: stern but friendly works in everyone's favour. If that fails, just start answering her one sided conversation with silly (but PG) responses. If she wants to keep talking, she'll have to go back into to her dwelling.
I would...
May 2, 2014 at 8:45am
Get tired of that too. I'd pretend to have my own balcony telephone conversations.
Moe Syzlak
May 3, 2014 at 10:02am
Invite her over for dinner. Make a friend out of her. Then, when she's least expecting it, BAM! The old fork in the eye!
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