The bottle

I keep an empty plastic bottle next to my bed. If I wake up in the middle of the night needing to pee, I pee in the bottle.

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Yuck

Jul 31, 2014 at 3:19pm

& wow you are lazy

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Turtle

Jul 31, 2014 at 3:44pm

I bet the ladies love that!

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Some people...

Jul 31, 2014 at 3:58pm

... are just born stupid

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Oh my god man...

Jul 31, 2014 at 4:19pm

How long have you been doing this? Do you use the same plastic bottle over and over again? Do you ever have spillage or drippings? That is so unnecessary. Good confession though, I'll give you that.

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OP

Jul 31, 2014 at 4:21pm

Hi everyone! Actually the main reason I do it is so I can kind of stay in 'sleep mode.' I find if I get up and walk to the bathroom it is more challenging to fall back to sleep. Perhaps it kicks my body into 'wake up' mode. So, in my view, this is smart, not stupid. I love a good night's sleep.

I hide the bottle if I know I will have a visitor, female or otherwise. I have not told this to any ladies so I am not sure if they would love it or not.

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OP

Jul 31, 2014 at 4:25pm

Oh look, a new comment! I have been doing this in various forms for years. It started when I lived at my parents house, because the nearest bathroom I could use was up two flights of stairs. I wash and change the bottle regularly. I have had one incident of minor spillage. I think a drip or two is unavoidable, especially after I lie back down and relax. Good questions!

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Pretty much a deal breaker

Jul 31, 2014 at 6:49pm

Unless you are extremely sick as in dying.... Just cut out the fluids close to bedtime. Sincerely, Women

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Excuse Me

Jul 31, 2014 at 8:18pm

I know who you are and we used to date. I pretty much couldn't deal with that. It's actually marginally fucked.

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C

Jul 31, 2014 at 9:26pm

All this charm and exhibitionism to boot. Yay, new comment!

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not that gross

Jul 31, 2014 at 10:53pm

i've heard of many people that does this. even women. do what you feel you have to OP.

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