I've been looking for an outlet for this confession for many years and 'The Straight" seems a good place to do it, as many of the readers will get a laugh out of it. I used to supervise a guy in my team who was a total fuck- up, everything he did caused trouble and he had a giant chip on his shoulder. He was lazy, devious and took advantage of everybody and everything. I remember feeling total pity for his girlfriend who started to show signs of wear and tear only a few weeks after they got together.. but I digress. It was my job to do his staff report and I pulled no punches.I presented the written word to him and of course he hit the roof (much to my delight) But the organisation I worked for couldn't let the report go through with the actual truth spelled out. They made me re-write it so that it would meet with his reluctant satisfaction. So I did re-write it and the fuck-up signed it with a suspicious look on his face. He was right to be suspicious as I coded in an acrostic where the first letter of each sentence spelled out "Dickhead". It was lots of fun to give people the key to the code when they phoned up for confirmation of, what on the surface, was a glowing report. The world needs more people like me!