I Hate Sneezing

those times when a little gobbet of phlegm (yes, I totally agree, it's disgusting) comes out along with it. I mean there's no accuracy or control whatsoever - it just gets all over the place, whether you will or no. Mind you I'm a courteous fellow and I do turn away and sneeze onto my forearm. But like wtf did I just do to my nice clean shirt? Man...

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Oy Gevalt

Aug 28, 2014 at 10:03am

Try it in a helmet at 120kph some time

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wonery

Aug 28, 2014 at 3:28pm

trolls wear shirts?

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Sneezing.

Aug 28, 2014 at 5:41pm

Yeah that happened to me wearing a motorcycle helmet. But I was only going 30 on an electric scooter. Had to pull over I was surprised I did not have an accident.

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DShK

Aug 28, 2014 at 8:07pm

Sneezing is one of the greatest bodily functions to experience! For some reason I sneeze out of my mouth, and nothing comes out but saliva/mucous particulate - easy to wipe on whatever and carry on with the day.

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Kleenex

Aug 29, 2014 at 8:56am

Try it.

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