I really like being retired. No more annual appraisals from intellectual inferiors telling me my way ain't as good as their way. No more collections for rectal apertures I hardly know. No more political correctness no more effing United Way bullying, no more "work harder, not smarter" ....or was it the other way around? Now I wonder how I actually managed to show up for work all of those years.. good job it was the Government where you don't actually have to do any real work. I jest of course, working life was a blast.