You spit, I pee

posted August 27th, 2014 at 3:50 PM

I use the shower facilities at my university gym. The guys I share the room with are always blowing their nose and loudly spitting. They are all of the same ethnic group, so maybe it is a cultural thing. Yesterday when there was three spitting in unison, I had enough, and decided to piss all over the room. I literally strolled the shower covering it in piss. End result: no understanding, but at least they think I'm insane.

10 Comments

Turtle

Aug 27, 2014 at 4:44pm

What did Jerry, Kramer and Elaine say?

next time

Aug 27, 2014 at 5:01pm

just crouch and have a shit mid-shower... tell em its a cultural thing!

this

Aug 28, 2014 at 1:25am

Made my day.

randy johnson

Aug 28, 2014 at 2:20am

just fap!

Strait Guy

Aug 28, 2014 at 5:28am

Last time I checked two wrongs don't make a right..... Maybe thats just my culture.

You pee

Aug 28, 2014 at 8:38am

therefore you are.

Ed

Aug 28, 2014 at 9:27am

you sound mighty racist.

Craig Takeuchi

Aug 28, 2014 at 2:53pm

I shared a hotel room with a friend who did nasal douching in the shower, before I was going to use it. Gross.
Also, I frequently see guys on the street holding one nostril closed and blowing out the other into the air, even when other people are around. Super gross.
All of the above who I've seen doing it are white. Don't know if it's so much an ethnic thing as it is maybe a male thing, or just people who have little sense of hygienic practises.

Don't you hate snifflers?

Aug 28, 2014 at 5:41pm

As annoying as sneezing can be, I find it preferable to being stuck on the bus with some snot-sucker who tries to sniff the phlegm back in every two seconds. It takes so much will power not to pound them!

gym rules

Aug 31, 2014 at 3:54pm

All you have to do is go to the attendant and let them know someone is blowing snot everywhere in the shower. They will be all over the people who did it. No confrontation, no bullshit. They clean those rooms at the end of the day, and have zero tolerance or patience for that. It stops quick.