Whinnie the poo poo.

posted October 31st, 2014 at 9:44 AM

Dating sucks in Vancouver that is beyond obvious but if you meet somebody who is an adult man or woman and they show you a Teddy bear that happens to be their best friend and confident, Fucking run, no more clues needed. No matter how much money they have , RUN.

11 Comments

Fuck you.

Oct 31, 2014 at 10:14am

You're just jealous that some of us have figured out that being an adult is boring and sucks.

Haha, funny...

Oct 31, 2014 at 10:15am

I would run too and yes dating definitely sucks in this City. When you find someone you're compatible with and have an amazing time together, stick with them!!!

Oy Gevalt

Oct 31, 2014 at 11:07am

and that's especially true if it's name is 'Big Ears Teddy'

@fuck you

Oct 31, 2014 at 11:32am

Settle down.

Oh Wait

Oct 31, 2014 at 11:58am

Wasn't there a super low-brow comedy starring Mark Wahlberg called TED? Smoke 32% THC and this is how folks regress.

Oct 31, 2014 at 12:48pm

Now I want to know the rest of the story! Did it sit at the dinner table? Did they turn it to the wall when you had sex? Spill!

Turtle

Oct 31, 2014 at 1:21pm

I love my stuffed animals. probably what i love the most about them is that it helps me identify judgemental pretentious assholes right away and i don't need to waist my time on them.

Natty

Oct 31, 2014 at 2:58pm

Jeez, for people who read the Straight, many of you don't seem up on the Jian Ghomeshi scandal. Teddy Bear lovers are a serious bunch, no satire for them!