Stay away from the spaniel ears, the rest is all right. Don't be too picky, a man should please woman with any forms (unless condition mentioned above).

the B's the V and ass to offer... Who made your berries and branch gold plated?

Nonetheless I gave you a thumbs up, mainly for your opener...actually it was well written...ridiculous, but well written...Plus I have a solid set so I didn't want to leave you hanging lol

-Ms

Grow up.

Can't even.... Why... That you reduce a woman's worthiness to how one small part of her body appears... Maybe you should just grow your own pair, and leave womankind in peace.

you are not alone. Many of us feel the same way about your junk. It goes both ways :)

Valuing breasts above anything else in a woman, you do deserve to be alone. But the good news is that you can watch Jamie Lee Curtis remove her bra in "Trading Places" and dream about those which you will never have.

What do you have to offer in return?

Fake doesn't work for me; I prefer natural ones. I agree that the droopy, low hanging ones are a turn-off. On the subject of natural, I also prefer bush over none, but I digress. Happy hunting.

Left out a word. Should be, "*But* I agree that the droopy, low hanging ones..."

The word sexy is often used by women to empower themselves so this is a result. Men objectify female as consequence and then they are blames by women for falling into their hypocritical traps. And the kicker is a women fall for and misread these types of serial booty chaser dudes because they are seen as challenges, confident or having something going on when in fact almost all have nothing going on, are single dimensional.