Here's the dilemma
posted December 21st, 2014 at 3:59 PM
My ex, who I'm still amicable with, is a post-Mensa brilliant, horny, obnoxious mindfuck of a human being who can drink 10 straight shots of Irish whiskey one minute, publicly dry-hump my leg the next, and then ignore me for the next half hour as he opens his laptop and finishes his legal brief for the next day.
So why can't I just cut him off completely, you ask? I love his mind. He's a fabulous writer and satirist who can work the crudest forms into masterpieces. If he ever had a threesome with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, I think the universe might explode. I would love to work with him on a shared project in a controlled creative capacity - nothing too earnest, of course - in a way that makes me feel like a respected contributor. Not likely to happen this century, though. Time to move on.
7 Comments
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Dec 21, 2014 at 8:49pm
why he's your ex.
well
Dec 21, 2014 at 9:39pm
wtf is post mensa???
Opposites attract
Dec 22, 2014 at 8:22am
"He's a fabulous writer"
Lance
Dec 22, 2014 at 9:15am
He sounds like an insufferable asshole.
Your idea of brilliance
Dec 22, 2014 at 10:05am
or "post Mensa brilliance" (Whatever the Fuck THAT means,) is based on a shitty cartoon with some expletives thrown in to make people think they're cutting edge. Wow. Even Parker and Stone have publicly stated they are sorry and embarassed by that nit-witted *cartoon* they created. If you don't believe me, ask you're PMS (sic) Brilliant friend, he should have seen read or heard what I'm talking about. I'll go throw up now.
He
Dec 22, 2014 at 10:41am
Sounds boring...
J.M.T.
Dec 23, 2014 at 8:57am
Sounds like you both need some help. He's needs to treat his 'alcoholism', and you need treatment for your 'codependency' issue. Simple.
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