farting in public

So, The other day while standing in line at Walmart, I felt the need to let a fart go. Nobody heard it, as it was silent. It smelled so bad that everyone else in the line looked at the woman in line with her baby, and assumed that it was the baby. As I left Walmart, I giggled my motherfuckin ass off.

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A classic tale of

Jan 27, 2015 at 12:42pm

... masterful misdirection !!

Kudos !!

Baby?

Jan 27, 2015 at 12:46pm

I should downvote this...but its too funny...so i wont.

Always blame it on the baby.

J.M.T.

Jan 27, 2015 at 1:10pm

Awesome! Fart confessions rule :)

umm....

Jan 27, 2015 at 1:14pm

HAHAHA

haha!!!

Jan 27, 2015 at 1:23pm

Those are the best!! OMG I did that in a small, condo elevator once cause I couldn't hold it any longer and it was horrible. The 2 ladies inside there were holding their mouth and nose it was that bad and meanwhile I'm looking over at this old guy thinking it's him and they did too!! LMAO I couldn't stop laughing when I got off my floor, good times :)

Sour milk!

Jan 27, 2015 at 1:41pm

I just walked into a sour milker in an empty elevator! People, take care of that s**t!

Turtle

Jan 27, 2015 at 2:08pm

what section would "appropriate behavior at Walmart" be in Debrette's or Emily Post, i wonder

hahaha

Jan 27, 2015 at 2:30pm

I love it!

I gave my girlfriend a dutch oven this morning.

Rule in our house

Jan 27, 2015 at 3:15pm

Every fart is funny.

notobene

Jan 27, 2015 at 4:03pm

Ahh....the "People of Walmart"

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