farting in public
posted January 27th, 2015 at 11:42 AM
So,
The other day while standing in line at Walmart, I felt the need to let a fart go.
Nobody heard it, as it was silent. It smelled so bad that everyone else in the line looked at the woman in line with her baby, and assumed that it was the baby.
As I left Walmart, I giggled my motherfuckin ass off.
13 Comments
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Jan 27, 2015 at 12:42pm
... masterful misdirection !!
Kudos !!
Baby?
Jan 27, 2015 at 12:46pm
I should downvote this...but its too funny...so i wont.
Always blame it on the baby.
J.M.T.
Jan 27, 2015 at 1:10pm
Awesome! Fart confessions rule :)
umm....
Jan 27, 2015 at 1:14pm
HAHAHA
haha!!!
Jan 27, 2015 at 1:23pm
Those are the best!! OMG I did that in a small, condo elevator once cause I couldn't hold it any longer and it was horrible. The 2 ladies inside there were holding their mouth and nose it was that bad and meanwhile I'm looking over at this old guy thinking it's him and they did too!! LMAO I couldn't stop laughing when I got off my floor, good times :)
Sour milk!
Jan 27, 2015 at 1:41pm
I just walked into a sour milker in an empty elevator! People, take care of that s**t!
Turtle
Jan 27, 2015 at 2:08pm
what section would "appropriate behavior at Walmart" be in Debrette's or Emily Post, i wonder
hahaha
Jan 27, 2015 at 2:30pm
I love it!
I gave my girlfriend a dutch oven this morning.
Rule in our house
Jan 27, 2015 at 3:15pm
Every fart is funny.
notobene
Jan 27, 2015 at 4:03pm
Ahh....the "People of Walmart"
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