sad at night

I sometimes wonder, if I died, who would attend my funeral. Who, if anyone, would come out of the woodwork.

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I wouldnt

Jan 31, 2015 at 2:22am

You sound like a real downer

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PF

Jan 31, 2015 at 4:49am

There's only one way to really find out.

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Let me tell you

Jan 31, 2015 at 8:20am

Who would come out of the woodwork? Wood boring beetles, like Buprestis Aurulenta. Sure, their carapace is shiny, but they act entirely inappropriately at funerals - scittering about haphazardly, making weird clicking noises. And they make rubbish eulogies. The best thing for you to do is design an appealing theme party, like "it's almost spring" or "I hate seasonal affective disorder." Invite your friends and those you want as friends. People like parties, even in your cramped little apartment. Don't invite the beetles.

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Yeah

Jan 31, 2015 at 8:56am

My brother died a while ago, and all sorts of people who had nothing to do with him for years came to assuage their guilt. People are mostly selfish scum.

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kman

Jan 31, 2015 at 10:46am

I hope you're doing all right; if you feel really depressed, or if you have thoughts of hurting yourself, please seek help. Even here. You matter!

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Meatballs

Jan 31, 2015 at 11:31am

I think most people have thoughts about this. My great aunt reported insisted to family and friends for years to attend her funeral. Like she would be somehow ashamed 6 feet under if someone didn't show up.

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kman3

Jan 31, 2015 at 12:12pm

If you're having thoughts of harming yourself, please seek help; even here! You matter!

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Igor

Jan 31, 2015 at 1:16pm

I'll attend your funeral if there is free food at the reception.

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well...

Jan 31, 2015 at 8:10pm

You could fake your own death like Ross Gellar.

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Lovely L.

Jan 31, 2015 at 11:09pm

I would go if I knew you.
Hug.

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