In the produce section...
posted February 27th, 2015 at 6:08 PM
I once purchased a cantaloupe for the sole purpose of cutting a hole in it and making sweet love to it. The experience was...disappointing.
posted February 27th, 2015 at 6:08 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
10 Comments
Post a CommentNatty
Feb 27, 2015 at 6:32pm
I suppose it's cheaper than a hooker AND STD free.
you so crazy
Feb 27, 2015 at 8:38pm
what is it with you and your crazy
geeknomad
Feb 27, 2015 at 10:15pm
WOW.
The Vancouver dating scene is ROUGH. I did not know this level of difficulty existed here...
Instead
Feb 27, 2015 at 11:26pm
Get a fleshlight!
some guys
Feb 28, 2015 at 11:19am
prefer carrots
seriously
Feb 28, 2015 at 12:15pm
the movie wasn't called American Cantaloupe
veggie
Feb 28, 2015 at 12:38pm
Sit on a cucumber and twerk.
Dentures
Feb 28, 2015 at 9:57pm
Remember to scoop out seeds first to avoid mild discomfort.
Was it
Mar 2, 2015 at 12:16pm
50 Shades of Green?
BTW I prefer watermelons,and it also helps to pop them in the microwave to warm 'em up.
Put some porn on,and you're good to go.
Can't
Mar 2, 2015 at 12:51pm
elope
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