BMW drivers

What is it about people who drive BMWs that make them complete assholes and road menaces? This is a universal conundrum; it happens everywhere around the globe, but I'm going to focus on Vancouver for now. Everytime there's a BMW on the road--whether I'm a pedestrian or driver--I know they're going to pull some shit, and they invariably do. Always speeding, mercilessly tailgating, weaving in and out of traffic, never signalling, abruptly cutting people off, swerving around corners recklessly despite there being people crossing the street, barely stopping at red lights, screeching through the green light once it changes...am I missing something? Please feel free to add to the Asshole list. FUCK YOU, BMW PEOPLE!! So you drive a pricey car? So the fuck what?? There are many, many cars on the road that cost as much (and more) than yours, so what gives with the asshole ways? Nobody driving a Mercedes, a Range Rover, a Jaguar, a Bentley, or a Rolls-Royce behaves this way. People with Porsches and Ferraris, well, they're in a different league altogether. But it seems that only insufferable, entitled, rude assholes purchase BMWs. You people are date-raping frat boys on the highway of life! I almost want to get hit by a BMW so I can sue the everloving shit out of their asshole driver. Conclusion: you are NOT important because you drive a BMW. You are a thumbhead and a pus-filled zit on God's ass whom everyone despises!!

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J.M.T.

Mar 5, 2015 at 3:26pm

Asians love BMW and Mercedes. They just love their 'look at me cars'.

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this confession..

Mar 5, 2015 at 3:47pm

...is a repeat. Troll

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Ed

Mar 5, 2015 at 4:51pm

@J.M.T not only asians drive BMW's you racist.

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@this confession...

Mar 5, 2015 at 4:53pm

Actually, it is not. You're either a BMW owner or a pathetic shut-in who has nothing better to do. (Also, with the amount of time you spend in front of the computer, please figure out what a troll actually is)

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@J.M.T.

Mar 5, 2015 at 4:55pm

No. Asians are not the ones I see behind the wheel. It's mostly white bros.

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simple really...

Mar 5, 2015 at 5:00pm

Successful people believe they're better than everyone and therefore don't have to follow the rules like us common folk. For the most part, you gotta be a serious dick/a-hole to reach high on the corporate ladder and driving a luxury car in total ignorance to those around you is your divine right when the world revolves around you and your success.
You don't have to be rich or successful to act this way, nor do you have to drive a Beemer or similar luxury ride. Just come out to Langley where I live - out here we're at the height of the lifted pick-up truck with black rims trend, and these guys do whatever the F they want because they're so BIG and POWERFUL in their trucks. The worst is the massive Dodge Ram with "POWERWAGON" in chrome on the back tailgate...just awful! hahaha
In conclusion, dicks & assholes come in all shapes & sizes, vehicles included

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Artoo

Mar 5, 2015 at 5:13pm

I'd cut and paste the same rant but change the vehicle to F-150s. Redneck terrorists.

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The Baby Jesus

Mar 5, 2015 at 5:54pm

Don't care about the content, thumbs up for the intensity!

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I hear you OP

Mar 5, 2015 at 6:41pm

But as a bmw owner i can tell you we are not all cut from the same cloth. I bought mine because they are exquisite to drive, not because its fast or sounds cool or looks good - it's just a very well made vehicle that happens to be super comfy and a pleasure to drive. I drive the speed limit everywhere, stop for peds, corner carefully after looking, never swerve into a lane and don't tailgate!

Your understandable rant is frustrating for me because i am not a dick like the jackasses you are referring to, and there's LOTS of them, i know. I think you notice all the bad bmw drivers because bad driving is noticeable (dangerous and annoying). You probably just aren't noticing those of us driving calmly around town observing the rules and practicing common courtesy. That would be me, and likely hundreds of other bmw drivers.

Thanks for listening

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Delta Bravo Special

Mar 5, 2015 at 6:54pm

Anybody in a lifted 1 ton truck drives the same way. Something about a lack of genitalia...

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