Burps

My husband burps every time he walks by me - I hate it.

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try farting

Mar 2, 2015 at 10:51am

every time you walk past him.

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The Baby Jesus

Mar 2, 2015 at 2:36pm

You should probably divorce him. After all, today it's burping, tomorrow it may very well be cannibalism.

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That much gas?

Mar 2, 2015 at 4:35pm

He has that much gas that he burps everytime he passes you?

Maybe he wants you to leave him so he doesn't have to do the hard part of breaking up with you

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Moe

Mar 5, 2015 at 2:00pm

Maybe you shouldn't have married Barney Gumble then, just sayin'.

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