smells like Gains

I've become addicted to bodybuilding. But this protein heavy diet gives me horrific gas all the time. Even if I can duck away in a quiet corridor and let out a quiet one, it lingers. Oh how it lingers.

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Apr 20, 2015 at 11:25am

ginger root pills - webers naturals - can get 'em anywhere. Will fix all your stomach problems naturally.

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J.M.T.

Apr 20, 2015 at 11:48am

I suggest a steady diet of burritos. 'Quiet ones' are no fun, make'em loud and proud!

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the Gas Man

Apr 20, 2015 at 2:40pm

Just let out a loud "incoming" and make it as loud as possible.

Be Proud of the gas that you pass. If you can do it on an elevator? even better.

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there is

Apr 20, 2015 at 2:49pm

A buttplug you can use to make em sound like duck quacks. Have fun! Loud and proud!

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Maise

Apr 20, 2015 at 9:33pm

Then I will for sure admire your gorgeous physique from a distance.
@ there is- AHAHAHAHAHA Hilarious!!!

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Trust me

Apr 30, 2015 at 11:08pm

Eat clean protein and you won't have any issues. If you are consuming whey, make sure it is isolate. Everything else made me bloated and a walking fart

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s'truth

May 9, 2015 at 4:52pm

FINALLY! A real confession.

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