May your banjos break!
posted May 1st, 2015 at 5:33 PM
To all you quasi-folk musicians with well kept beards, who falsetto one moment and do little group quire shouty things the next, you earnest songwriters you, with your cheery infectious songs, and all you silly girls who sing with preschool accents, and all your dumb band names that describe nature and wild animals that imply 'hey everyone!!! I'm so authentic!' I won't even dare say that word that starts with an H. You know who you are! You're on borrowed time, there will be a day when your top-knots fall and your overalls come undone!
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May 1, 2015 at 8:57pm
No kidding. Raccoon tails and paperboy caps
No hint of a job.
Probably talking about some music festival or devil sticks.
Pfeh
Amen
May 1, 2015 at 10:10pm
It's time for this to die.
Hmm
May 2, 2015 at 2:06am
Sounds like somebody is feeling insecure and needed to rant...
Live and let live.
Anonymous
May 2, 2015 at 5:19am
Mumford & Bums
Banjo Sam
May 3, 2015 at 8:02am
Maybe you just wish you could pay the banjo? Banjo players get all the girls.
PlunkaPlunka
May 4, 2015 at 2:01pm
Hell, I don't mind banjo players wearing beards. It's all the so called "hipsters" that make me want to vomit. And banjo music is such a sweet sound. Long live banjos!!
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