balls are pretty much considered the stupidest evolutionary band-aid ever. they're just waiting to evolve into something safer. Ugh and dicks... I think dicks just turn people into bigger dicks with gross unfunny jokes.

Mount it to the hood of your car!

learn to love!!!

Just make sure you are super skilled at oral sex. After a mind blowing orgasm your partner won't be so concerned with your size.

Now that's a real confession!

A man's cock and balls are gorgeous!! Both are fukn sexy and very hot... size is irrelevant in my world. Just like a woman's breasts, so lovely - big, small... beautiful!!

Kids, don't try this at home.

Not a DIY project, and facilities abroad may be more appropriate for your needs, whatever they turn out to be.

Good luck tying up those loose ends.

I think you should get some psychological help, feeling this hatred for any part of yourself isn't healthy and I can only imagine the impact this is having on your relationships.

Getting help to accept something like that would go a long way in boosting your self esteem and quality of life (where it affects it). I doubt in the real world it will have any serious impact on a meaningful relationship. Focus on your strengths and personality perhaps.

Good luck OP.

A lot of us don't focus all on the package. I imagine it all works as per usual, your pleasure intact, so partners still get to make you feel good whatever the size. As per "an idea" commenter, use your other tools too! Mm.