F_cking Stole It, man

posted June 30th, 2015 at 2:49 PM

There was this sandwich in the work fridge. It was there all Friday, the weekend, and on the Monday I just took it. It was purchased from a store and it was in a container. And to throw off suspicion, I threw out every other expired food in the fridge as well to make it look like the managerial staff cleaned out the fridge. Am I a monster?

15 Comments

James Blatchford

Jun 30, 2015 at 3:35pm

Was it on sourdough and have pickles?...mine's missing.

I'm confused

Jun 30, 2015 at 3:39pm

Is this a 'thumbs up' for being a monster (more like a douche) or a 'thumbs down' for stealing something that didn't belong to you?

Brilliant...

Jun 30, 2015 at 3:43pm

You did well. I would have returned the empty container to the fridge on Tuesday.

Not at all

Jun 30, 2015 at 3:51pm

Anything without a name on it that is near its expiry date is fair game. I used to do this, too. We are such a wealthy and wasteful society that people buy food and then forget to eat it!

No...

Jun 30, 2015 at 4:35pm

You're not a monster - monsters pray on children or steal life savings from the elderly - you're just an idiot.

You scout out some crummy sandwich and eye it for a few days, then pounce when you think enough time has passed!? Man, how cheap are you? A fresh one down on the corner costs $4.99! and it's FRESH! And you can have it NOW! Holy Fuck - then you go so far as to put it the effort to make it look as though it was simply thrown away with all the other 'dated' foods in the fridge by throwing it ALL away...

what ---- an ---- idiot!

You knew full well it was a dick move, that's why you went to the trouble of waiting 3 days, then scrambled to throw everything else out so that its disappearance looked legit and it covered your pathetic tracks...

How can you possibly NOT be the same guy that takes credit for other peoples work, steals small change whenever the chance arises, sneaks away early from work whenever you can, rushes past others to get the best seat, you're that guy who 'forgets' his wallet when taking a woman out on a date! Congratulations - you are the real George Costanza!!!

@No...

Jun 30, 2015 at 4:53pm

What's wrong with taking credit for other peoples work? I do this all the time. I'm doing it right now...

i think..

Jun 30, 2015 at 5:02pm

thats pretty awesome and that this person probably hates their job so its all good :-)

Natty

Jun 30, 2015 at 5:16pm

You take risks my friend. That sandwich was either extremely soggy or dried out by that point. But I guess if you were desperate it was fair game. You even cleaned the fridge out as a bonus.