Jackpot!!!

I had not had sex since April and I was already to pay a professional escort to fuck me this long weekend when they hired a temp girl at work and after 3 dates we had hot crazy wild sex. I just saved 300 dollars! I guess I will have to treat this new lady with some dinners and wine!!!

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wait!!

Aug 2, 2015 at 3:10pm

Dont treat her to dinners and wine!!! Spend as little as possible (zero is best). Why do you owe her things that cost money? Maybe she should treat you to dinner and wine?

Keep having sex for as long as possible without spending a dime.

Arachides

Aug 2, 2015 at 5:03pm

She's clearly desperate, why not have her pay you,
assuming she won't see your post......

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Natty

Aug 2, 2015 at 7:14pm

Shut up. No sex since April, cry me a river. I'm 6 months without and plenty of us on here have gone even longer. The majority also aren't so pathetic as to resort to paid company. So kudos to you for misleading a woman into thinking she could date you when you just wanted to boink. Kudos.

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Barry William Teske

Aug 2, 2015 at 8:21pm

Just dinner and wine?
How uncouth of you, your wallet oh and your penis!

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Ewww

Aug 3, 2015 at 1:03am

You're fucking gross!

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You sound...

Aug 3, 2015 at 4:05am

...like a big time loser, OP. Get your shit right for your own sake. You legit sound disturbed. Like certifiably sociopathic. You're never gonna be happy if you keep heading down this road.

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I feel sad

Aug 3, 2015 at 9:11pm

for people like you.

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Since April??

Aug 5, 2015 at 11:15am

I'm a woman and it's been way longer than April, but that's my choice. So I guess you guys really do need to stick it into anything somewhat wet (even artificially) every few weeks just to prove you're a man?

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Just curious?

Aug 7, 2015 at 7:27pm

I wonder if all the thumbs down are from the professional escorts?!!!!!

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Sheik Yorbouti

Aug 25, 2015 at 5:26pm

You both win! Fuck it, why not have hot monkey sex???

FUCK the haters on this post. You win.

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