Jellybean Revenge

I recently attended the funeral of a relative that I hated. He treated his wife of 23 years like crap, but she never left him. He loved jellybeans but hated the black ones. He used to make racist remarks when he picked them out and threw them away. After the other mourners had been ushered into an adjoining room in the funeral home, I sneaked back in and shoved two black jellybeans up his nose. And I'm not sorry. It was the least I could do.

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Granny

Aug 30, 2015 at 11:54pm

The jelly beans probably made it look like he had gigantic ,hollow nostrils . My cousin and I used place felt cupboard stickers over our nostrils because I guess when you are 9 it's hilarious.

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wow

Aug 31, 2015 at 8:55am

True or not, best confession ever.

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If There is Life After Death

Aug 31, 2015 at 10:45am

He's probably laughing with you. Aren't you supposed to get to the other side and go "Uh oh. Boy, was I ever wrong about that!" It's kinda what I choose to believe anyway.

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october

Sep 2, 2015 at 7:11am

Sounds like any Scorpio I've ever met...

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