beards & female pubic hair

posted October 2nd, 2015 at 6:31 AM

I've just started dyeing my greying beard with a product designed for female pubic hair. It works great!! Way better than the usual men's products, and it's even been touted by Oprah because of it's natural ingredients. The company, called "Betty" has even started to market it to men online. My sister told me to try it. At first I thought she was setting me up for some ridicule, just to see if she could sucker me in. I learned to be wary of her as a child, after I fell for the old "Open your mouth and close your eyes, and I'll give you a big surprise!" ruse, several times actually. One time it involved a caterpillar... Anyways, this time she was legit, and it's one of the best grooming tips I've ever gotten. I'm telling you all because if I tell anyone else I actually know, I'll be wearing a nickname like "(something)-Face" for the next ten years...

9 Comments

Damn...

Oct 2, 2015 at 9:17am

RIP rugged greying beard :)

Or...

Oct 2, 2015 at 11:28am

Be a man and embrace your adulthood, it will make you unique instead of being a conformist.

Wait wait wait

Oct 2, 2015 at 1:02pm

Women dye their pubic hair?

Too bad

Oct 2, 2015 at 1:39pm

A shame you're insecure about it. The grey/ s&p beard is so sexy.

@wait wait wait

Oct 2, 2015 at 10:19pm

women dye their pubic hair??

Marilyn Monroe

Oct 2, 2015 at 10:54pm

Dyed her pubes to the point of having severe skin issues

Grooming-shaming???

Oct 3, 2015 at 2:05am

Don't let anyone shame you about how you choose to groom yourself. It's YOUR face, your body! Dye it any colour you want, pierce it , tattoo it, have it tucked, tightened, whatever. The sheeple who disapprove only want you to NEED their approval! Ignore them!
Life is short. Be your own creative self, let others do it however they want to do it, and BE HAPPY!

Pardon my crassness...

Oct 3, 2015 at 2:25am

but darker, (or dyed) bearded men get LAID more often than grey-bearded men do! I've been both, I know! I guess it depends on how important sex still is to you as you reach middle-age.
The other problem with grey beards is that they tend to attract the kind of women with the kinds of Daddy- Issues that you REALLY don't want to have to deal with...

Which ones are the Sheeples?

Oct 3, 2015 at 10:21am

Letting your beard go grey, "looking your age", or "acting your age"-(?) is actually the standard conformist attitude. Anybody who dares to step away from the norm risks getting criticised for it.

Insecure people often feel threatened by any individual who is brave enough to do it their own way !