I can't wait until the end of this week, when my coworkers finally find out that I've been promoted and will now be their boss. I'm not excited because I can't wait to lord over them. On the contrary, I'm excited because I can finally stop lying to everyone about all the change that is imminent in the air. It's been months in coming and I'm surprised no one's guessed yet. I'm not looking forward to relationships changing but I guess that's life.