Disappointed in myself
posted May 21st, 2016 at 1:56 PM
I recently turned vegan. I have a sleep eating problem (absolutely not lying) where I sleep walk to the fridge and eat random stuff. I woke up this morning with a piece of ham on my chest. I could taste it in my mouth and was like..... Fuck. It wasn't even mine it was my roommates. I hadn't been sleep eating for a long time probably months but this new lifestyle I think I'm subconsciously feeling deprived. Anyways, I was so pissed off at myself. Going to get a lock for the fridge for a while or something.
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May 21, 2016 at 10:45pm
maybe your roommate hates you and force-hammed you.
Well...
May 22, 2016 at 6:26am
Best confession ever!
"I woke up this morning with a piece of ham on my chest."
Uh oh
May 22, 2016 at 8:56am
Ham-1 You-0
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May 22, 2016 at 9:58am
LOL. He does think it's stupid and is a hardcore meat lover so that's not too far out of the realm of possibilities. Although I did taste it so if he tried shoving meat down my throat while I was asleep making me choke and die I'd have no other choice but to come back as a ghost and fart on his pillow.
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