I scan

people like I scan licence plates - it is something I just do. What is great about licence plates is that they don't touch their finger to their nose when I scan them and the men who do show they are narcissistic - dude I am so not checking you out.

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what ??

Jul 23, 2016 at 4:35pm

Huh? Finger to nose is a signal?
Why are you scanning licence plates?.....

huh?

Jul 23, 2016 at 6:44pm

what do you mean "touch their finger to their nose?" Like, pick their nose?

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Jul 24, 2016 at 11:21am

People can tell when they are being stared at, through the vibrations in the ether, which lodge in the iron deposit behind the nose, in men especially, who have larger magnetic metallic deposits in their bodies.

You're being rude to do that to people, but this is one of those cultural things that only highly developed people are aware of. I am not scratching my nose because I think you are checking me out, it is because you are putting itchy vibrations into the ether.

Unlike a license plate, I am quite aware of boors like you!

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