I have such strong opinions about this! I'm a guy...and every morning when I shower I clean myself VERY, VERY, VERY WELL! Throughout the day I go to the bathroom (to pee mostly) like everybody else, and I don't always wash my hands. Unless some of the pee lands on my hands or something like that, I just zip up and walk out. I don't understand the logic of washing your hands, when all you have done is touched another part of your body that is just as equally covered in skin as the rest of it. If you do the #2, then yes totally, I get it and I always wash my hands, its like automatic I don't even have to think about it...but not when I pee.

How many doors have you opened, how many chairs have you moved, how many tables have you touched etc. etc. Not only is urine sterile, there are a lot of other germs you should be more concerned with. Are you ok with shaking women's hands? Does everyone of them wash after?

I work at a bar. I always wonder how many dicks I've touched when I'm clearing glasses off the tables.

No, you are rude, you are neurotic and rude and you have some sort of silly justification for it, that is all. "Doctor, I got the clap from shaking that guy's hand!" said no one ever.

Being a germaphobe is unhealthy. Get real!!

I'm one of them, I rarely wash my hands after a washroom stop. Besides, I would assume there will be an app for that by this time.

Do you touch anything outside of your house?

You would be a mood killer at any party I throw. NO PARTY FOR YOU.!!!

And it's not just men. I used to work with a woman who used to run into the stall, pee like a racehorse, then run out without ever washing. Also, just because it's only pee doesn't mean you're as clean as you think down there. The prevalence of ecoli infections speaks to that. Sorry but it's true that minute feces particles get onto your undies and your hands and that means you should wash your hands after every bathroom visit. In fact, you should wash your hands frequently, especially after you've been out at the store or other public place with doors and other random surfaces you touch.

...there was a big flashing red ligh after some ducks and didn't wash his hands so his date and prospective mating partners would know he was an unhygienic son of a bitch.

My dog never washes his hands, and we wash his ass, not very well, once ever six months, and he's fine. He doesn't wear shoes, sometimes he'll even eat a bit of a strange dog's poo. And he's fine.

Grow up.