Rose are red,
violets are blue,
your poem was mostly,
verbal diarrhea.

i loved a beautiful woman who once kissed me on the cheek, friendzone that's what it signified, and i was just a geek. i had us so differently imagined, and you go and make this sign?? so close to what i wanted, so far from being mine. so, if you already kissed him but not lip to lip, you should make your love more explicit, at least that's my tip.

Almost like a love poem written by the Tasmanian Devil channeling Mickey Mouse on flakka, but with less... anything good.
You do the Queen's English a grave injustice, whoever you are. Consequences to ugliness like this may even be Karmic. That is to say, you may be reincarnated as an inanimate object just to guard the universe from the possibility of a repeat performance...
Herr doktor's orders: more reading (like Hitchens or Shakespeare) and less video content.
And don't call me. Ever.

This is part of why I love these confessions. Terrible English/poetry? And hysterical responses. I laugh every time.

that he calls his love interest "Dove".