things that fit perfectly into other things

have you ever discovered that two unrelated things fit together? Like fitting a rock into a hole in a tree, or inserting a coin inside a ring? Well that's us! You might not see it yet, but we would fit together. I'm certain of it, and the parts might not look like they go together or are matched...but lo and behold, jam us together and it would be PERFECT.

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Straight up

Aug 24, 2016 at 8:09pm

There's only one way to find out if your penis fits perfectly into her vagina.

Love it

Aug 24, 2016 at 8:40pm

Bahaha, awesome confession OP!

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hey

Aug 24, 2016 at 9:00pm

welcome to sex

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ICBM

Aug 24, 2016 at 9:29pm

Back in the day, the politely named "physics package" had to be designed for optimal geometric function. When two segments of weaponized uranium were mechanically combined in the way you describe... a mushroom cloud usually followed.
Just because you can doesn't mean it's clever, or that you should. Though a critical nuclear reaction is the ultimate shiny. Briefly.

@Straight

Aug 24, 2016 at 10:06pm

yes, but she needs creative convincing.

Ah, the date rape defense

Aug 25, 2016 at 5:46am

If you have to force or jam it, you don't fit. There are plenty of people who fit seamlessly together, with no violent, painful-sounding jamming metaphors. They obviously know that, and don't like the way you make them feel. If it feels uncomfortable and abrasive to be with you, then stop with your creepy, rape-y anaologies and find a new target with a square hole to match your peg.

@@Straight

Aug 25, 2016 at 9:59am

Careful there. The feminazis will take offense at their self-serving interpretation of your comment.

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@ah the date rape defence

Aug 25, 2016 at 1:34pm

First of all you spelled defence like a lazy American. Second of all, get the fuck over yourself. The OP just has a crush and wants to put it out there. It is harmless and innocent. The fact that they said "jam" in reference to them coming together has nothing to do with rape or creepiness. YOU are a creepy troll!

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op

Aug 25, 2016 at 2:36pm

i'm not forcing myself on anyone folks. just think someone else and i could have been much different than they decided we'd be.

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So said my stalker

Aug 25, 2016 at 4:17pm

For real, this is pretty typical of those who believe they and the object of their desires simply need to be shown the error of their ways. "We're meant for each other" is a common statement of people of both genders who are headed in that direction. Not saying the OP is a stalker, just that the attitude sounds familiar and that's a slippery slope. If someone tells you they're not interested then clearly he / she doesn't share your opinion about how perfect you are for each other. Respect that decision and walk away gracefully.

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