Reasons you should let me touch your boobs

Number 1: I have years of experience touching a variety of boobs, and also looking at different boobs (catching quick glimpses, leering, and also watching a tremendous amount of porn). So I believe I can recognize a good set and give it the right amount of attention. Number 2: I have good hands. Not rough and pudgy, or small and weak, but long elegant fingers destined to grope your tits. Number 3: I have given your particular pair of boobs a lot of thought and believe I would demonstrate a high level of investment if you would allow me to demonstrate a boob fondling. I hope we can come to an agreement in the near future.

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From a chick.

Sep 26, 2016 at 6:54pm

Thank you. Love this! ;-)
Don't let the following posts get you down. Your a boob superhero.

Ok

Sep 26, 2016 at 7:18pm

But I didn't realize you were "that" into man boobs.

My breasts

Sep 26, 2016 at 10:44pm

want to meet you

You know...

Sep 27, 2016 at 2:51am

There's a person attached to those boobs.

uh huh, yeah

Sep 27, 2016 at 8:46am

Please, keep me abreast of your intentions. I am completely titillated with your confession because if my mammaries serve me correctly you do have some magical hands. Carry on.

Fingers

Sep 27, 2016 at 10:27pm

Long elegant fingers are a major turn off. They sound to feminine for my boobs.

Yah so?

Sep 27, 2016 at 11:19pm

I'm afraid you'll need to take a number and wait your turn like everyone else.

@Fingers

Sep 28, 2016 at 12:34am

i have calluses though. how about you just give them a trial run?

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