It's true, I'm fifty and full of advice. Advice is what you give when you stop making big mistakes, but that's where the fun happens. Enjoy youth kids!

Stupid
Self centered
Narcissistic
Gossipy
Uninteresting
Uninterested
Fat
Muffin tops
Loud
Classless
Stinky
And, well, kinda ugly

Sounds like someone is insecure and dealing with mid-life crisis. You know... old age can be fun too, no need to envy the youth!

Perhaps people would stop calling you those things if you behaved more respectfully and politely. If you don't like the tag, stop behaving that way.
Just a thought.

Amazingly, Baby Boomers have been the hot topic for more than 50 years. But don't worry Millennials - I don't think you have that kind of staying power. No one will be talking about you soon. Just like no one talks about Generation X anymore. Tick tock, kiddies.

Your generation is entirely self-absorbed and self-interested, and everything you do is to be validated on social media. Glad at least you possess a modicum of self-awareness, no matter how atrocious and damaging it is to humanity as a whole.

But perhaps the worst thing is the fact that millennial guys are the wimpiest examples of the male species to ever exist in human history, from their feeble physicality (the only exercise they get is lifting their iPhones to their faces and tapping away, or fondling packages of bacon in the supermarket because "who doesn't love bacon?") to their blank, social-justice-warrior-in-a-computer-chair mindsets. Testosterone levels appear to have plummeted with your generation. Thankfully, as the poster above said, you'll all fade into obscurity soon enough.

Talk to the finger.

Love,
Generation X.

We know you like your phones, now learn to treat the other people on the other end of them with the respect that you would like to receive.

all of 16 Millennials agree with you.