Your Collective Loss
posted May 18th, 2017 at 12:42 PM
Dear members of the opposite sex; by not giving me a chance, you will never know about all the great massages that you could have had.
posted May 18th, 2017 at 12:42 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
You were sitting by yourself & you ordered a few Curry Fish Balls and a few deep-fried Spring...
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Post a CommentMyst3ry
May 19, 2017 at 2:48pm
Women don't owe you anything, not even a chance to enjoy your supposedly great massages. Especially if you fail to demonstrate that you offer any sort of value to them.
Anonymous
May 19, 2017 at 8:54pm
No one who has promised me a great massage with that level of arrogance has ever delivered.
Your lost collective
May 23, 2017 at 9:38am
Dear wannabe masseuse of the opposite sex:
Anonymous
May 23, 2017 at 12:31pm
Yeah, that's a hard pass on aforementioned massages.
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