Your Collective Loss

Dear members of the opposite sex; by not giving me a chance, you will never know about all the great massages that you could have had.

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Myst3ry

May 19, 2017 at 2:48pm

Women don't owe you anything, not even a chance to enjoy your supposedly great massages. Especially if you fail to demonstrate that you offer any sort of value to them.

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Anonymous

May 19, 2017 at 8:54pm

No one who has promised me a great massage with that level of arrogance has ever delivered.

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Your lost collective

May 23, 2017 at 9:38am

Dear wannabe masseuse of the opposite sex:

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Anonymous

May 23, 2017 at 12:31pm

Yeah, that's a hard pass on aforementioned massages.

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