barnacles
posted June 20th, 2017 at 9:48 PM
well, we're both attached, but not to each other and washed up on different shores. so how do I get in your tide-pool?
posted June 20th, 2017 at 9:48 PM
Dan offers some advice on where she might find it.
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Jun 21, 2017 at 7:15am
I'm sure your significant others would be pleased to give you back your freedom, and look for a new partner without a wandering eye.
All you need to do is ask!
You don't.
Jun 21, 2017 at 11:31am
Stop trying.
You Again?
Jun 21, 2017 at 2:52pm
Get.Over.Her.And.Respect.Your.Partner.
demystafy
Jun 21, 2017 at 5:03pm
stop ur car say "hi, do i know you....ohhh." or shoot a text. cheating's weak but unresolved crushes hurt a bit too much later.
Done with you asshole
Jun 22, 2017 at 3:23pm
barnacles, I hate you, I can't believe how much you cheat and what a lying scumbag you are.
The More You Know
Jun 22, 2017 at 6:47pm
Haters gonna hate, but y'all missing out. Barnacle penises are the longest relative to body length in the world. Not only that, but barnacles can even change the shape and size of their penises to adapt to different circumstances.
Snackster
Jun 22, 2017 at 9:51pm
The same way you got everywhere else... by letting the currents propel your spineless corpse along the path of least resistance.
You gotta love...
Jun 23, 2017 at 3:07pm
... The haters. Everyone's situation is different and you shouldn't judge. In the end it's a complicated mish mash of values, morals, reasons and circumstances. I have my own similar dilemma about which I've done nothing ... however there are good and sound reasons the dilemma exists.
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