barnacles

well, we're both attached, but not to each other and washed up on different shores. so how do I get in your tide-pool?

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Not a problem

Jun 21, 2017 at 7:15am

I'm sure your significant others would be pleased to give you back your freedom, and look for a new partner without a wandering eye.

All you need to do is ask!

You don't.

Jun 21, 2017 at 11:31am

Stop trying.

You Again?

Jun 21, 2017 at 2:52pm

Get.Over.Her.And.Respect.Your.Partner.

demystafy

Jun 21, 2017 at 5:03pm

stop ur car say "hi, do i know you....ohhh." or shoot a text. cheating's weak but unresolved crushes hurt a bit too much later.

Done with you asshole

Jun 22, 2017 at 3:23pm

barnacles, I hate you, I can't believe how much you cheat and what a lying scumbag you are.

The More You Know

Jun 22, 2017 at 6:47pm

Haters gonna hate, but y'all missing out. Barnacle penises are the longest relative to body length in the world. Not only that, but barnacles can even change the shape and size of their penises to adapt to different circumstances.

Snackster

Jun 22, 2017 at 9:51pm

The same way you got everywhere else... by letting the currents propel your spineless corpse along the path of least resistance.

You gotta love...

Jun 23, 2017 at 3:07pm

... The haters. Everyone's situation is different and you shouldn't judge. In the end it's a complicated mish mash of values, morals, reasons and circumstances. I have my own similar dilemma about which I've done nothing ... however there are good and sound reasons the dilemma exists.

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