Guys can't be nuns.

If a woman is not having sex, it is because she is not asking men to have sex. If you're a woman and this isn't just a pun.

Shall reacev. and if not i will help you out? time and place i will be thare in gods speed Amen + ; ' )

Nun/None of that

that there is a far more spiritual reason for women choosing to become Nuns.

I feel this so bad, it's not even funny. Over two years!

Have you taken the vow of silence yet wonder why you dont meet missionaries. ?

Lots of virile, " handsy" men over there. Good for the ego if you've been feeling sexually invisible.
By the time you get home, your fanny will feel like a bruised peach.

These days, nothing seems to be the way that we thought it was...

My name is Father Guido Sarducci - may i offer you my sincere condolences, and if there is anything i can do to help in this regard... Please. I am here for you!