"Suddenly naked in public" dreams.

I'm a 52 yr. old man, and I haven't had dreams like that since I was a teenager. I was very socially awkward back then and was always trying to fake being cool, when I felt anything but. It was my standard adolescent nightmare. Last night, I dreamed that I was taking a nap on my livingroom couch, only to wake up with my couch positioned in the middle of a huge restaurant in England, hundreds of diners all around me. I wasn't just naked, but sexually aroused as well... I got up and, with my hands covering my genitals, started looking for an exit. I couldn't find one. The diners were all very snooty and looked at me with extreme disgust. At one point I said "I'm so sorry, I'm from Canada, I just got here..." I then started panicking, and abruptly woke up, with my heart pounding so hard I thought I was having a heart attack! It made me wonder about that line you often see in obituaries, that the person "died peacefully in their sleep"..... How would anybody actually know if it was peaceful for them?? For all they know, the deceased was having some horrible "naked in public" nightmare, and their heart gave out because of it!!

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Get rid of that couch ...

Jul 21, 2017 at 2:37pm

if you bought it at a second-hand store. It's probably cursed.

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ah haha.

Jul 21, 2017 at 7:16pm

"I'm so sorry, I'm from Canada"

sorry about your uncomfortable sleeping, but I just about spit my drink out laughing over this line.. dreams are funny..

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Dude...

Jul 21, 2017 at 8:07pm

You need to start hanging out at Wreck Beach and just chill.
Get used to being naked in front of other naturists, and your "nakedness shame" will just disappear = No more bad dreams!

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Thank you!

Jul 21, 2017 at 9:02pm

This gave me such a great laugh : )!

I too often have dreams that wake me up with pounding heart, and I've never considered that it could kill me, but if it does then I guess there's worse ways to go.

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Ahh...

Jul 21, 2017 at 10:13pm

Just means you're scared your arousal is obvious to those around you! That being 'exposed' is a worry for you. Dreams are funny, but they're literally a window to whatever weird things your unconscious drums up.

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Think I've been to that restaurant...

Jul 22, 2017 at 4:25am

in London, very posh, but the food wasn't that good. We ordered the Spotted Dick and it was a bit rancid.
Glad you mooned them.

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The Couch.

Jul 22, 2017 at 4:07pm

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That was a fantastic confession. Especially the end. Maybe people DON'T die peacefully in their sleep. Ha ha ha. The confessions are getting better and better. Cheers, OP.

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