The secret is that most of her revenues come from men :)

For those that don't know, the downtown location used to be our public library.

The downtown location used to be HMV too, bud.

I was hoping you could tell me... I'll keep it on the down low...shhhhh...

a shoplifting serial killer. Or an alien. Or a Trump supporter.
Or a cannibal. Could be anything, really.

have been previously worn.

When she sinks her fangs into your neck.
(A lot of the undead are actually quite attractive, you know, and they wear nice underwear. I saw it on TV.)

That even though her bombshell bra gives her a C cup, when you take it off, she's actually an A cup. :( It's why I've stopped wearing push up bras lol.

underneath all that garb, shes going commando!